And yah man hmm this is well kya kia jaye.. its sad.. hope and pray Allah hears all Pakistanis and gives us someone who REALLY cares for the nation. I heard Zardari got his 80 mill dollars unfrozen from swiss banks ..

Ordinary Girl,
Changa kendi ho ji tusi. Like nation, like rulers. Sigh.

Bus jee, jaisee qoam wasiey hukmaraan…

kuj hor nahi reh gya kehn nu!!

*searches for all the dandas, jootas, rotten tomatoes, empty glass bottles (am I not ruthless? ) and her rifle (jes jes, wohi pharray wali )

Raahbar,
You, my friend, are among the only few I have seen who insist that the glass is half-full. Let’s hope for the sake of our country that you are right.

Cyma,
Judgmental, really! (All sarcasm is welcome on this post!)

Specs,
Damn, I knew I had a flaw somewhere. But wait, suicidal cases don’t have janazas anyway, right? Hmm. Oh well, I’ll be careful in the future.

Hina,
Sigh. Another flaw. And if we look at it this way, then I guess eggs are out too. Time to get back to the simplicity of stones?

An ILLuS|On,
Aha! Sab baat khoti, pehlay daal roti, eh? (Note: it’s not کھوتی, but کھوٹی!)

Bhaijan,
Just when our preparations were almost complete with Berettas, chainsaws, cleavers, chappals, and gandasas, you had to come and point out the biggest flaw in our plan. You are right, we can’t have another political saint! Cleaning the houses will have the same effect as well (although to a lesser extent.)

All right then, everybody. This is code-10 abort. We need to rethink our strategy.

I am shooting myself instead… unless, of course someone hands me a chainsaw as well and we go to the NA and PA enmasse. Clean the houses I say.