This blog is no longer being updated. Last post was “Farewell”.
So what does a person write on his blog after 2 months of no updates?
Considering my reputation and my track record regarding updates, I should be one of the most perfect candidates for answering the above question. Sadly, however, I have absolutely no clue. I could, perhaps, write about the current war on whatever-it-is-that-you-call-it-these days going on in the north-west areas of the dear motherland. Or it might just be that I could offer my intellectual insight for every crisis that our nation faces currently — from different brands of religion to numerous ways of helping those unfortunate souls who have had to flee from their homes to cursing our incomptetent, pathetic, and absolutely worthless leaders to debating whether Lay’s is halal or haram. But, as the fact remains, I don’t know jack about religion, I am as clueless as most of us who want to help the immigrants but do not who to trust, my knowledge about politics and politicians is close to nil, and I am definitely not qualified (both in the matters of religion and nutrition) to decide the eatability (if that’s a word) of Lay’s.
And that leaves me to write nothing else but nonsense, which, as you can guess, I am doing. In fact, I have been publishing nonsense here for more than 6 years now. (In all fairness, though, many good bloggers who I know have written more posts on their blogs in a single year than I have done in these 6 years. And their posts are not nonsense as well.)
Anyway, back to the question.
One might suggest that I could tell you what on earth I had been doing during these past two months. To start with, I have been bloghopping. By bloghopping, I largely mean checking my feed reader for updates. I do miss those early days of blogging where I could literally bloghop from one blog to another by clicking on hyperlinks and then marveling the creativity that was spread all over Blogistan. I still marvel, but the literal ritual of clicking and going to another blog has sort of faded. A feed reader does that for you now.
I also have been Facebooking. By Facebooking, I mean watching and “liking” videos, photos, and links posted by my Facebook friends. (I also just realized that that’s one of the lamest things I have said on my blog.)
And I have been procrastinating. By procrastinating, I mean not doing anything. You might include in it not updating this blog as well.
All right. So you might have guessed by now that I have lost my mind. I certainly have. And you might also guess that I have nothing to write about. I certainly have not. This is, as they say, an update for update’s sake. Total and complete nonsense. And I must apologize, so I apologize. For not writing anything here on Ulta Seedha, and for keeping you waiting, and for ending your wait with this piece of trash that I am writing right now.
A real update will follow soon after a short break. I promise.
14 comments
Dinky Mind
Jun 8, 2009 at 12:46 am
Lol. What a post
Oh, and Happy Birthday!!!!!! =)
Now write a birthday post
Anas Imtiaz
Jun 8, 2009 at 1:37 am
Well well…I think this disease of yours is spreading
Because I have been avoiding my blog too, and spend most of the time Facebooking and Youtubing, not even looking at blogs. But that’s more because I’m so confused :S
humaira
Jun 8, 2009 at 10:52 am
lays are not haram!
anonymous
Jun 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm
edible is the right word; as from WordWeb dictionary but that means something by property fit to eat but that doesnt encompass concept of haram or halal
but seriously this really crap
sorry dont get offended
Nabeel
Jun 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm
You have a good writing style that even people read your nonsenses. I miss your posts… Welcome back.
farooq
Jun 9, 2009 at 12:48 am
wooohooo!! youre back!! Its okay if your post is pointless, i never read the long posts anyways!!
bigtugboat
Jun 9, 2009 at 12:53 am
You know what, even this post is not that nonsensical.There is some thing in it that makes one want to read it till the end.
jingoist
Jun 9, 2009 at 10:04 pm
welcome back!!
btw what have you promised for ?
another non-sense =D
lol
Saadat
Jun 11, 2009 at 10:48 am
Dinky Mind,
And no, no birthday post. 
Thank you!
Anas,
You are confused?! What’s that to do with you neglecting your blog, man?
Humaira,
Right!
Anonymous,
Actually, the WordWeb dictionary lists “eatable” as a synonym to “edible”.
Nabeel,
Thank you. Always good to hear encouraging words.
Farooq,
Haha! Wait till you see the next update then!
Bigtugboat,
You, sir, are so kind.
Jingoist,
Now that you say it, the next update sure will look like nonsense to some!
OG
Jun 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Can I just copy paste your post at my blog? Because that’s exactly what I have been doing lately!
Specs
Jun 13, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Well, an update is better than no update at all!
LOL@ OG’s comment. See? At least you wrote your own post!
kashifiat
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Pls read my opinion
http://kashifiat.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/the-reality-of-lays-chips-controversy/
Sana Saleem
Jun 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
finalyy an update and I had missed it, urghh. And the lays haraam part seriously! who cares , put apparently a lot of ppl do. Am going thru a sad phase tese days with everything thts going on, so its gud ur not writing abt it, and welcome back
karachiwali
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:12 pm
oh u finally decided to update…Alhamdulillah!
welcome back