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Top 10 Ideas for Blogging

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

For those times when you have nothing to blog about.

10. Scan your email inbox for forwarded messages and copy the most lengthy of them all. Paste.

9. Sit in front of your computer and stare at the monitor while a screensaver runs. Then write how your eyes are getting red or how your head is feeling dizzy. Also mention your typing speed.

8. Type with your thumbs only. Tell that you typed likewise. Don’t correct the mistakes. Mention your typing speed here too.

7. Explain why you don’t like extremists. Give reasons why you would go on extremes for eliminating them.

6. Write about your job. Tell how you plan to conspire against your employer and take over his firm.

5. Rewrite the essays you used to write in school. Examples include ‘A Rainy Day’ and ‘How to Polish a Pair of Shoes’. Tell how your teacher always used to discourage your creativity.

4. Blow your own trumpet. Tell how handsome/intelligent/rich you are.

3. Give the scientist inside you a chance and discuss that new invention which has been clouding your mind for days. Prove how this invention will save the world from everything (including Bush).

2. Talk about your past days. Describe your childhood or teenage. Give psychological reasons for what you have become now. (Hint: blame the strict school environment).

1. Write ‘Top 10 Ideas for Blogging’.



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what's in a name?

Jan 27, 2005 at 12:00 am


chij bachee

Jan 27, 2005 at 12:06 am

and number the points bakwards? from 10-1? :D


Jan 27, 2005 at 1:48 am

Top 10 ideas..hmm… true ! I loved the write essays one… ! ” A Rainy day !” haha


Jan 27, 2005 at 5:23 am

lol! yeah, have many such occasions when i dunno wot to blog abt…will think of these 10 points next time…lol!


Jan 27, 2005 at 7:12 am

Haha! Loved #7, on extreme measures to eliminate extremists, lol!



Jan 27, 2005 at 12:11 pm

its raining right now in capital….i got up early in the morning. i saw the conditions out there. i went to wash room then prepared for office. i left home abt 8:20 AM and enjoyed weather during my journey. Margalla hills were looking nice.

Roll No. 102222
class 10 A


Jan 27, 2005 at 6:16 pm

Oh I really need this……Great Job :grin:
Bcoz whenever i wanna share some of my random thoughts….so these r really arrange sooo much randomly inside my mind…..that its displays the look of garbaje :) means i really couldnt blogged them out…….but yeah all u said about what i really wanted to write nooooo love to write.


Jan 27, 2005 at 7:33 pm

Why dont you get this post printed in some magazine or something…??? :)
seriously, i think i already have tried the rainy day part :D


Jan 27, 2005 at 8:58 pm

Came here based on Laura’s recommendation. And I think she is right about you and your blog.

congrads. :)


Jan 28, 2005 at 3:49 am

Assalamoalaykum w..w!!

Remarkable … next time i’ll follow these !!!
especially the 2nd and 3rd part rocks :)



Jan 28, 2005 at 4:31 am

Looks like you’ve helped a lot of bloggers. Next time I have a bloggers’ block, I’ll come to your site and search your archives for this post. Or how about bookmarking this page? ;)
Bottom line: Loved the post!


Jan 28, 2005 at 7:36 am

What’s in a Name: AA!

Chij: Hahaha! I should have mentioned to number the points in ascending order.

Saady: So when am I going to see an essay at your blog?

Moiz: Sure, I am sure it would be interesting to see these points elaborated by you!

Laura: You know, :)

Nauman: You go to an office where you have a roll number? :D

Gul: Get your thoughts out as random as they are arranged in your mind. Yeah, that’s the idea I missed. :)

NJ: Well, that gives me another idea for blogging: Write ‘Top 10 Ideas for Blogging’ and then tell how you plan to publish them in a magazine. And yep, a rainy day is such an inspiration!

Faramin: Thanks a lot. Words like these, when coming from people like you and Laura, really brighten my day :)

Asma: Don’t just rock the 2nd and 3rd, write!

Sara: Well, I am glad that I could be of any help to all the creative minds :)

Virtuous Lady

Jan 28, 2005 at 9:34 pm

Let’s add a point no. 0 (as we are computer science students): “Copy this post and paste it in your own blog mentioning a link to this blog.”


Jan 29, 2005 at 9:52 am

Virtuous Lady: So are you going to do that? :)


Jan 29, 2005 at 5:52 pm

nahi samjhaay…blog man.. :)


Jan 29, 2005 at 8:04 pm

Nauman: Meri samajh mein tou aa gaya tha, aap ki samajh mein nahin aaya! :)


Jan 31, 2005 at 3:50 pm

Saadat: hmmmm!!! phir may be meri samajh mein nahin aaya……

Virtuous Lady

Feb 1, 2005 at 3:42 pm



Feb 2, 2005 at 1:18 pm

hhhhuumm but i have a bit different problem which is i have lots to post but i don’t want to sit in front of the computer and type it all….tat is ma major problem for not blogin…..and yeh I CAN NOT HIRE SOMEONE unless that someone wana do it for “infak-e-fisabililah”


Feb 3, 2005 at 12:14 am

aww..i ws SO out of blogging fer days but me okay came too late :(
lol.chalo aglee baar ke liye sahi.


Feb 4, 2005 at 3:42 pm

hehe… i should try that. in 5 months ive blogged 5 posts!

Fallen Angel

Feb 5, 2005 at 3:09 pm

Nice post…


Feb 5, 2005 at 5:06 pm

Zenia: If you can ever find someone who can do that, send him/her my way too.

Wild1: :)

B-ness: I’d be glad to read what you have to say on any of these :)

Fallen Angel: Thanks!


Feb 15, 2005 at 4:54 pm

The last time I tried commenting your commenting system took exception to it. Yours and Half Past Nomad guy’s commenting systems have this very insolent attitude towards my exalted comments.

I tell you if this comment does not go through, I…uh…I…er…em…I shall blog about it! Yeah!!! That’s it. I’ll blog about it.

That’s number 11 for you….or should it be number zero?


Aug 21, 2005 at 10:33 pm

Gosh, man you are really funny!!, I haven’t came across of this problem yet, but when ever I will, I will definitely write 10 points too :P

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