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My name is Shujaat. I am a boy. I live in Rawalpindi.
—Written by my younger bro, Shujaat, while answering a question which asked to write a few lines on his favourite personality. He earned a zero.
I am going to close my eyes and have some sleep … so draw an eye on both of my eye-lids.
—Imran, while attending a lecture of artificial intelligence
I think girls are good at math.
—Hassan, comparing himself with his class-fellows
Does IT assure morality?
—Waqas, General Secretary of Barani English Literary Society, suggesting a theme for the topic of an English debate competition
There would be Allah’s law on the Judgement Day, not General Musharraf’s.
—Imam of the mosque near our institute, Baba ji, addressing before the Friday prayer
Where did you get this petrol?
—A service boy at the local petrol station, commenting on the colour of already present petrol in the transparent bottle I asked him to fill. I came to know later that the existing petrol was purchased by my elder bro from the same petrol station.
Remember, these are just like your own personal computers.
—An ending sentence of the list of do’s and dont’s for the computer labs in our institute
The moment I saw that needle, I thought, ‘God! This can be used for a buffalo!’
—Wse, before donating his blood
Don’t.
—Reaction of Bilal when Mr. Khattak said that he had started checking our mid-term tests
Whenever I get out of breath, Mr. Wilson, I simply take another one.
—Dennis the Menace, in a comic strip
21 comments
Sara
May 30, 2004 at 7:16 pm
Your poor lil bro. Atleast he was saying the truth.
I’ve heard the same words as your Imam from thousands of people.
LOL @ the rest of them. ‘God! That could be used for a buffalo!’ Hahahaha!
jogia
May 31, 2004 at 3:44 am
LOL at this one..
Don’t.
- Reaction of Bilal when Mr. Khattak said that he had started checking our mid-term tests
hahaha Mr. khattak has still got it i see.. man he is some guy!! hehehe!!!
jogia
May 31, 2004 at 3:46 am
and whose waqas of this of the “General Secretary of Barani English Literary Society” shit man lot of things changed, we didnt have any literary shmiterary society!!
i hope it isnt waqas ashraf?? maybe you know him? or maybe it isnt him at all.
abez
May 31, 2004 at 4:08 am
My name is Shujaat. I am a boy. I live in Rawalpindi.
- Written by my younger bro, Shujaat, while answering a question which asked to write a few lines on his favourite personality. He earned a zero.
Poor kid! lol!
moiz
May 31, 2004 at 12:28 pm
cud dat be any more random?guess u didnt have much happening in ur life lately,or mayb u just didnt want 2 blog abt it? was fun thou…
Laura
May 31, 2004 at 9:47 pm
Hahaha! I like your little bro Shujaat! Does he take after you??
Saadat
May 31, 2004 at 11:24 pm
Yeah everybody, I know my bro is cute! =)
Sara: Glad you enjoyed them!
Jogia: Yep. Mr. Khattak is Mr. Khattak! And don’t know if that Waqas is Waqas Ashraf. Will confirm, though. And that literary society … may be I’ll talk about it some time.
Abez: Poor? He rocks!
Moiz: Blogging sure tests your decision power. I am always trying to decide what, and what not, to post.
Laura: LOL! He actually does try to follow me! But then, he didn’t mention me as his favourite personality!
Phoenix
Jun 1, 2004 at 11:12 am
Your brother is indeed cute. all kid brothers are.
lol.
Does IT assure morality? That is the best one. we can actually start a debate here on that.
Saadat, JUNE IS HERE!! *firecrackers and whistles* now we we wait till the fourth and then we wait four days again . Before that i believe we should go wish TJ today? right…off to wish him. JUNE Mubarak anyway.
yasmine
Jun 2, 2004 at 9:58 pm
Loved this post!
And I know I’m late in saying this, but I’ve been lurking around your weblog, and it’s definitely good to have you back in blogistan. =)
yasmine
Jun 3, 2004 at 9:56 am
I hope you don’t mind, I stole your “F5″ comment message from underneath your submit button for my own comment box as well. Lemme know if the plagiarism is annoying, and I’ll put it in my own words. Otherwise, thank you for having the foresight and creativity to create that message. =)
Saadat
Jun 3, 2004 at 5:52 pm
Phoenix: No debates here. I am not going to issue certificates! And yeah, June Mubarak!
Yasmine: Thanks
And no problem. I am glad you liked the message enough to steal it! And yeah, thanks for telling where Zanzibar is!
Anne
Jun 4, 2004 at 4:57 pm
Haha. Good one. The quotes on Wse and Bilal were absolutely hilarious!
sadiya
Jun 4, 2004 at 11:14 pm
awww i love the new (?) title pic on ur blog. is that ur tiger?
saadat and shujaat.. why are pakistani parents obsessed with rhyming their kids names?
sadiya
Jun 4, 2004 at 11:27 pm
hehe apparently i’ve never used the F5 button before and when i pressed it. i didnt notice it got stuck down. and everything was tryig to refresh over and over and i was like ‘what the..’. hehe eventually i figured it out. .. anyway i thought i’d share. salam
zenia
Jun 4, 2004 at 11:32 pm
lol @ Don’t.
- mid-term tests
Sadiya…..i have no clue…..my twin bro’s name is zafar…..zenia & zafar……uuuffff…..believe me i don’t like this rhyme sceme…..
well sorry i am a bit late……aaj wesaa hi main bore hoo rahi ti tu socha ke dekoon sayad aap ne new post ki hoo……..aur yahan aa kar pata chala ke aap tu kab se wapis tasriif laa chuke hain……….welcome back……so yahan se duur reh kar kesaa laga han…….
Saadat
Jun 5, 2004 at 7:32 pm
Anne: Yep! That’s why I put them up there!
Sadiya: My tiger? Nopes. Even if I had it, my sis would have torn it apart by doing all that ‘coochy coochy’ stuff to it! And don’t know about the reasons of rhyming names, I’m not a parent yet!
And LOL at the F5 thing. It happens. My keyboard’s Enter key gets stuck sometimes too.
Zenia: I didn’t know that Zafar rhymes with Zenia! Waisay mein soch raha hon ke aik do maheenay baad yahan se break le liya karon, acha rehta hai!
Jaded
Jun 6, 2004 at 6:01 am
Lol funny and might I add HEY YOUR BACK!! Yippeee!!
VirtuousLady
Jun 7, 2004 at 9:17 am
Remember, these are just like your own personal computers.
- An ending sentence of the list of do’s and dont’s for the computer labs in our institute
Haha! funny and well, love to your cute brother. Hope he’ll do well next time.
AWK
Jun 7, 2004 at 4:19 pm
How can you draw one eye on both eyelids? Correct Imran next time he makes such a farmaish. AI isn’t A enough.
Saadat
Jun 7, 2004 at 8:42 pm
Jaded: Yep, back. But what’s up at your place. I can’t even see the comments’ link.
Virtuous Lady: My bro sure is determined to do well next time!
AWK: In AI, you’re the boss. You can even have two eye-lids for one eye if you want. That’s what makes AI A!
Anum
Jun 8, 2004 at 12:52 pm
i love all those quotes. i think they go into my favourite collection of quotes :”) YAAAY!